The answer: how about nobody, you fucking morons!

I am so goddamn sick of hollywood and their inane re-makes. Im sorry you’re all uncreative dickheads nowadays, but stop with all your remake tripe! i hate hollywood. as if that attempt at a film version wasnt insulting enough. i’d rather see all of hollywood go out of business, then continue on this remaking craze.

Oooh! Next, lets re-make The Dick Van Dyke Show, but with Russell Brand and Katy Perry! Idiots.

heres where i first read about it