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₪  18th Apr, 2012 at 10:46
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lmfao! as soon as i saw this — even without reading the Top Comments — i was like ‘why is Sarah Jessica Parker giving makeup tips?!’

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₪  9th Apr, 2012 at 11:25
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Right from the horse’s mouth…


And of course, we all know this answer is…


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₪  18th Jan, 2012 at 02:15
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Seth MacFarlane’s Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy

“The Bartenter Says…”

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₪  26th Dec, 2011 at 19:02
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randomly amusing dialogue!

SARAH: I laugh every time I see this War Horse preview. I’m sorry but it looks so lame and it’s trying to be all serious.

ME: And why it has to star Sarah Jessica Parker in the title role, I cannot figure out!

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₪  15th Dec, 2011 at 23:14
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I’d love to give Sarah Jessica Parker a shot to the gut… but she’d probly get angry, and give me a kick with her hooved hind legs.

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₪  30th Oct, 2011 at 19:02
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Upcoming movies.

So, while me and Sarah were awaiting the start of our film last night, we figured we might enjoy trailers to upcoming films. Wrong. Now that War Horse has been adapted into the Tony Award winning play of the same name, it was time to adapt it also into a film.



Then, a bit of cinematic tripe: Sarah Jessica Parker in some dribble-piss called I Don’t Know How She Does It. I believe they’re really referring to how this ugly bitch keeps getting leading roles in films.



So, theres two films coming out about a guy that loves a horse…

No thanks!

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₪  24th Aug, 2011 at 15:04