Posts tagged sarah jessica parker.
lmfao! as soon as i saw this — even without reading the Top Comments — i was like ‘why is Sarah Jessica Parker giving makeup tips?!’
And of course, we all know this answer is…
Seth MacFarlane’s Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy
“The Bartenter Says…”
SARAH: I laugh every time I see this War Horse preview. I’m sorry but it looks so lame and it’s trying to be all serious.
ME: And why it has to star Sarah Jessica Parker in the title role, I cannot figure out!
I’d love to give Sarah Jessica Parker a shot to the gut… but she’d probly get angry, and give me a kick with her hooved hind legs.
So, while me and Sarah were awaiting the start of our film last night, we figured we might enjoy trailers to upcoming films. Wrong. Now that War Horse has been adapted into the Tony Award winning play of the same name, it was time to adapt it also into a film.
Then, a bit of cinematic tripe: Sarah Jessica Parker in some dribble-piss called I Don’t Know How She Does It. I believe they’re really referring to how this ugly bitch keeps getting leading roles in films.
So, theres two films coming out about a guy that loves a horse…